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Season 1

I Love You, Taco Bell Guy with Libby and Brayden

Today I'm joined by Libby and Brayden from the Bideo Game podcast! We talk about some hometown Taco Bell stories and try to guess how much certain foods we've eaten and how it compares to being in a bathtub. We also compare sitting vs. laying down masturbation styles, ask if porn is too... "kitschy?"... and compare notes on the first devices we ever looked
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Lessons in Fanfic with Lindsey

Today I'm joined by Lindsey of the Historical Hotties podcast. Lindsey is the first brave soul to talk about masturbation BEFORE talking about Taco Bell. We talk a lot about sex toys and I get quite an education in fanfic and why women are into slash. Frankly, I never knew! Maybe you didn't either, and now you know. 

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Minisode: National Masturbation Day

Here's a little mini episode wherein I talk about (Inter)national Masturbation Day! It's a holiday with some surprising origins, some surprising events, and is dedicated to jerkin' off. What's not to love?

Also, check out the video about "The Bell" at https://www.tacobell.com/the-bell-hotel

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Dreams of Barbacoa with James

Today I'm talking with James of "World Beyond the Tale" and a future, unnamed Clone High podcast! We're talking about a time long ago when Taco Bell had barbacoa and James has some serious feelings about it. We also talk about some vibrating toys for those of us with penises that I just never even considered. 

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Tales of Erotica with Mike

Today I'm joined by Mike from the Stool Pigeons podcast where we talk about being "lazy vegetarians" and the plethora of vegetarian options at Taco Bell. (Sadly this was recorded before we knew about the impending demise of the 7 Layer Burrito. Rest in peace, old friend, but with light sour cream.) 

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Behind the Counter with Amity

Today I'm joined by Amity of the Latecomers podcast. As the first guest to have worked at a Taco Bell we get some behind-the-counter tales of what goes on at an actual Taco Bell. I also give her some porn suggestions and she tells me about a short-lived tradition called "porn breakfast."

A Deeper Dive Into Fanfic with Temma

I'm joined by friend of the podcast Temma who talks about a love of fanfic and an unfortunate string of bad luck with Taco Bell. (She loves Taco Bell anyway.) Plus we get what could sort of be looked at as the beginnings of the podcast many years ago with a drunk game of Ask Me Anything.

Tortilla Is Not A Layer with Laura

Long time supporter of this show and all my other shows, Laura joins me to talk about nachos as a time bomb, the 5-Layer burrito, romance books, Penthouse Forums, and also Alf makes a surprise appearance. Well, I guess if you read these before listening to the episode, Alf won't be a surprise. But I promise we have a lot of fun along the way.

Live Más (And Also With You) with Daniel

Today I'm joined by Daniel of the Concept podcast (and many others!). We talk about their lack of experience with Taco Bell and also the importance of fried chicken and various hot sauces. I give advice about quintessential Taco Bell and also sex toys, and we go on quite a side track about ethics in pornography.