Today I'm joined by Kevin for a very big new holiday: Wanksgiving! We talk about the return of the grilled cheese burrito, the various things Taco Bell has cancelled (including the Taco Bell Dog), and a whole lot about pornography. Happy Wanksgiving, everybody!

It's National Masturbation Day! And as such, I'm talking to my former roommate Nate. We talk about how the cheesy gordita crunch is the perfect food, how great baja blasts are, and also quite a lot about sex toys. There's a nonzero chance this episode will be the most you have ever heard about fleshlights in your entire life.

In the very first ever episode recorded IN PERSON (sorry for a little audio echo, by the way), I'm talking to two good friends about the quickness with which new Taco Bell items are born only to die, foreign fast food options, vibrators, romance novels, animated gifs, and so much more.

Annette was kind enough to write some additional show notes for the episode for all her romance book recommendations. She writes:

http://rubydixon.com/wordpress/series/ice-planet-barbarians/ the blue aliens

https://www.kitrocha.com/series/the-beyond-series/ The Beyond series or how I learned to stop worrying and love blow job scenes. But seriously though, one of the finest romance series I've read. A complete story in itself, broken up into each couple's book. And also 🔥🔥🔥

Crashpad: lesbian/queer porn series https://crashpadseries.com/

Nico Rosso (I got his name slightly wrong). http://nicorosso.com/ I read Unsolicited Duke Pic, which was delightful and Contactless Pickup, which is possibly the only sexy thing about lock down.

Eva Leigh http://evaleighauthor.com/. Highly recommend the Union of the Rakes series.

Also, in an earlier version of this episode, Maggie made a comment about not being able to relate to women’s bodies in porn and used some skinny-shaming rhetoric. As a self-proclaimed fat lady, she deeply regrets the comment - no one’s body deserves to be shamed, no matter the size. She apologizes for the comment and any harm it may have caused, and is committed to unpacking that impulse and being better going forward.

It's the Second Annual Wanksgiving episode and I am joined by Gwendolyn B. We talk about the return of the Mexican Pizza, the ideal Wanksgiving Taco Bell order, and a very surprising story about a Hitachi Magic Wand.

Theorizing that one could host a podcast about National Masturbation Day within his own lifetime, Ben led an elite one-man team to develop a secret podcast known as "Ring My Bell." Pressured to provide an episode for 2023, Ben stepped into the guest spot and talked about masturbation. Fortunately, hosting was maintained through microphone transmissions with Temma, previous guest and friend of the pod. Trapped in the guest spot, Ben finds himself talking about his favorite Taco Bell menu items and masturbation, and hoping each time that the next episode will be the leap back into the host spot.

We're going international for the first time to get a New Zealand perspective on the burgeoning Taco Bell market there. We talk about difference in the menu and trying Taco Bell for the first time after a lifetime of having no access to it.

We also, of course, talk about masturbation. Because it is National Masturbation Day, after all. Please enjoy the day responsibly.

THE RUMORS OF MY DEATH WERE GREATLY EXAGGERATED; RING MY BELL IS BACK, BABY! And to kick off the return of Ring My Bell, I have my first return guest! Lindsey returns to talk about what's new with both Taco Bell and masturbation since 2020. We talk about the Mexican Pizza (another notable return), the Lem vibrator, audio erotica, and a little tangent about Our Flag Means Death.

When you live in a place with Tex-Mex as good as Texas, do you actually go to Taco Bell? What is the point? We go on a lot of tangents about other restaurants because we live in two different foodie cities but still love Taco Bell.

The other thing Texas has going on is it trying to block access to pornography. We talk about those ups and downs, too.

Don't forget to check out David's podcast "Have a Good Movie" https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/have-a-good-movie/id1275938486